December 2011
155 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
203 notes
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“apparently 2 A’s and 2 B+’s equals a 3.65 GPA. So I bust...”
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Difference between normal people and me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : “Why?”
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
477 notes
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Dec 29th
16,154 notes
kanye--north asked: MISSION HALF ACCOMPLISHED.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
12 notes
Him
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DUMBASS I SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF GETTING READY AND YOU GO TO A MALL IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. You obviously don’t want to get laid. I’m going to sushi with my bestie now an attempt to not want to punch you
Dec 26th
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mon père
went to the cemetery with my dad to avoid my mom being mad at me this delightful christmas morning. actually was very nice to spend some time together. he told me old stories. maybe christmas will turn out okay.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
26 notes
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“I don’t understand why I pay $8.99 a month to have hulu plus yet I still...”
– my inquiring mind.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
307 notes
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Dec 24th
11,477 notes
kanye--north asked: because of you i am now obsessed with garters and tights.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
308 notes
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Dec 23rd
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“I feel guilty that my mother always instinctively knows when something is wrong...”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
52 notes
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damn you, boy.
he is literally driving me insane. I don’t know what we are this is ridiculous. My mother came home early yesterday. Interrupted some shit. My family is fighting all the time, as usual.  I just want a lot of quiet, a lot of time spent in my bed, and a lot of sex. Is that really too much to ask for these days?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“he’s coming over tomorrow. my parents are gone. this is four months in the...”
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
30 notes
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“just need to take a moment to say that this entire 20 page paper has been...”
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“text him something witty and self deprecating”
– one roommate’s advice to another
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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him
what we say:
him: I've never had something like this happen to me.
me: join the club. I don't know what happened.
him: how did this happen to us?
me: it wasn't supposed to be like this. you started it. you got emotional. we were supposed to stay casual.
him: no, you started it with the girly stuff.
me: bullshit, you started with the feelings, I didn't want this.
him: it's not my fault, it's yours
me: it's definitely not my fault. this is all your fault.
etc.
what we mean:
him: I love you.
me: I love you too.
Dec 18th
17 notes
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Dec 18th
45 notes
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler all just appeared on the...”
– SNL
Dec 18th
3 tags
Dec 17th
662 notes