no because they all die in tragic ways so no
No Kennedy curse for me please
The key to happiness is feeling sexy in your jeans
Things I do not want to do right now:
memorize 8 days of bio that I just did tonight for my test tomorrow.
fail this class, but I may anyways because it’s so fucking boring.
go to work for 5 hours tomorrow.
What I do want:
to bang my TA
Cara is such an idiot. She is on her way to becoming not just an It girl but a supermodel and now thanks to Rihanna (who I really find to be lacking in intelligence, as gorgeous as she is) Cara has her fucking initials tattooed on her hand, you know, just incase she FORGETS HER OWN NAME. I hope her agency snaps some sense into her because all my allegiance is being sworn back to Karlie.
i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.
GAGA AND JULIE ANDREWS
OMFG KRISTIN CHENOWETH
Dora was my favorite
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.